You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Is it because I queefed?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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