it hurts more in the daytime
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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