in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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