You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My first STD was from a foam party
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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