I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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