PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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