I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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