You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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