I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
How many fucks given?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.