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  (631): View more from New York

  Where you are. You must stay where you are are

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  Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu

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  Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!

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  (631): Where you are. You must stay where you are are (631): Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu (631): Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!! http://tfl.nu/6b8y
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."

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  (781): She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared." http://tfl.nu/t3p1
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  (573): View more from Missouri

  You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out

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  (573): You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out http://tfl.nu/kgmu
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night

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  (+44): oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night http://tfl.nu/5l2j
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  (417): View more from Missouri

  Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.

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  (417): Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome. http://tfl.nu/ko4x
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  (956): View more from Texas

  Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....

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  (956): Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both..... http://tfl.nu/0n6l
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  (917): View more from New York City

  every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.

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  (917): every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate. http://tfl.nu/13a6
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  (707): View more from California

  drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.

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  (707): drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius. http://tfl.nu/e6s0
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  (469): View more from Texas

  I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.

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  (469): I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy. http://tfl.nu/2dh7
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.

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  (215): There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry. http://tfl.nu/7teg
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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations

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  (413): Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations http://tfl.nu/s70c
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  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that

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  (774): He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that http://tfl.nu/j7eg
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  (313): View more from Michigan

  Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth

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  (313): Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth http://tfl.nu/bdwy
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  (507): View more from Minnesota

  The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.

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  (507): The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it. http://tfl.nu/8csb
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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.

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  (864): Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement. http://tfl.nu/mb59
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