My first STD was from a foam party
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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