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(256): View more from Alabama

every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now

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(205): View more from Alabama

This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.

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(330): View more from Ohio

nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.

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(940): View more from Texas

now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.

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