I'm drive I can fine osifer
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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