What did we do last night that was yellow?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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