I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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