Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Are my feet made of real feet?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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