sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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