I'm jealous of your bromance
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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