when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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