I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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