the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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