Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He did a backflip because drugs
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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