I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
How naked do you want me to be?
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