just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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