Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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