all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Text me some of your sweat
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