You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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