Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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