so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I said "one day" and that day is not today
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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