I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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