if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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