we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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