i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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