Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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