I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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