2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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