and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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