I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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