ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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