idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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