I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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