im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
