I feel like abortions should bother me more
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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