am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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