Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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