do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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