I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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