Where did you get a picture of my penis
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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