forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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