the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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