I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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