Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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