The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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