I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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