Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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