I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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