i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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